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But, ha, the flops—mate, some profiles? “Luv 2 cuddle”—then ghost ya after one night! Sarcasm on: “Oh, so romantic, baby!” Total lolz. Once matched this bird—texts like “wanna smash?”—straight to it, no dinner! I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, baby, yeah!” Worked out, but damn, no chill. Another time, bloke sends me a eggplant pic—unasked! I’m like, “Cool it, tiger, buy me a martini first!”

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We get the healthy surge of weird Italian men trying to join us, sliding their hands on us, while we incorporate brushing them off into our dance moves.

Next, I decide to stroll down to the Marina Piccola. The view of the Bay of Naples? Wow. Just wow. But then, I see this group of kids playing soccer. They’re kicking the ball around, and I’m thinking, “Man, I miss playing.” So, I join in. Big mistake. I’m running around, trying to keep up, and I trip over my own feet. Classic. The kids are laughing, and I’m just lying there, like, “Yeah, I meant to do that.”

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