Emily Solaro Whore ❤️

About Naples

Quirky thought—ever wonder if sheep judge? Nah, they’re too dumb. Me, tho? I’m cheerin from the sidelines, yellin, “You do you, babe!” Whores got stories, man—better than any Hollywood script. One time, this chick told me she faked it so good, dude tipped her double. Laughed my ass off—pure genius! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares? It’s showtime, and I’m here for the chaos. Like Toni Erdmann says, “You gotta laugh, or you’re screwed.” Truth, fam—whores get that better than most.

A Connoisseur's Fabric: Solaro

“Solaro” is the name of a particular type of worsted wool fabric. It’s recognizable for its distinct color and iridescence. At first glance, it might read as a traditional khaki-colored suit.

So, I finally grab some gelato—pistachio, my fave—and I’m walkin’ back to the beach. But guess what? I trip over a beach towel. I go down like a sack of potatoes. Gelato everywhere! I’m layin’ there, covered in melted ice cream, and all I can think is, “This is NOT how I wanted my day to go.”

Sandra Jane "Sandy" Solaro Obituary (2022) - Wadsworth, OH - Hilliard-Rospert Funeral Home Inc.