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Hey babe, it’s me, Tay—T-swift, your girl—spillin’ tea bout this tree, *whore*! Okay, not “whore” like *that*, but “hoar”—like hoar-frost, ya know, that sparkly ice on trees? Gotcha, right? I’m such a goof—13 typos comin’, promise! So, I’m obsessed with trees lately, call me The Arborist, ha! This hoar thing—it’s wild, like nature’s glitter bomb. Reminds me of *Tropical Malady*, my fave flick—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2004, y’all. That movie’s got this vibe, “The air hums with mystery,” and hoar’s the same—shimmery, sneaky, sexy in a weird way.

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First off, I’m rollin’ down Via Garibaldi, and I swear, the traffic was a mess. Like, come on! It’s a Tuesday, not a freakin’ parade day! I’m stuck behind this old lady in a Fiat. Bless her heart, but she was going 10 km/h. I’m like, “Lady, I got meat to chop!” Finally, I zoom past her, and I’m feelin’ like a champ.

Which Brisbane cinemas and film festivals have closed due to 'extremely erratic' Tropical Cyclone Alfred?