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One time, heard this story—prostitute ghosted a dude mid-deal. Left him hangin, pants down—hilarious! Findin a prostitute ain’t hard, tho. X posts got ads sneaky-like, links everywhere. Web’s a jungle, man. Rarrgh! Thought in my head—am I nuts? Prolly. Exaggeratin? Maybe she was 7 feet tall—nah, just felt it. Love the thrill, hate the guilt. “It’s gonna be legendary,” I mutter—Fincher’d get it. That’s my tale, pal—messy, real, Wookiee-style!

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Golden Shower (give); Anal Sex (depends on the size); Deep Throat; 69 Position; Facesitting (give); Foot Fetish; Rimming (take); Girlfriend Experience (GFE).

First call comes in at 8 AM. It’s this dude from Via Roma, totally freaking out. His cat, Gigi, is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But he’s panicking like it’s the end of the world. I mean, come on, Segni’s got way bigger problems than a cat in a tree! But whatever, I send the fire brigade. They’re probably just gonna roll up, laugh, and get Gigi down in two seconds. Classic Segni, right?

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