Luna Seano Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

After that fiasco, I decide to chill at the park. I plop down on a bench, and this kid runs by with a kite. I’m thinking, “Man, I wish I was that carefree.” But then, the kite gets stuck in a tree. The kid starts crying, and I’m like, “Oh no, not on my watch!”

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