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Brother, let me tell ya ‘bout brothels! Hulkster’s seen some wild stuff, man. Like, picture this - dudes rollin’ in, cash in hand, lookin’ for a good time. Reminds me of *Melancholia*, ya know? That slow burn vibe, “The Earth is evil, brother!” - but with more glitter and less doom. I’m talkin’ sweaty rooms, neon lights buzzin’, chicks struttin’ like they own the ring. One time, I heard this story - some brothel in Nevada, back in the ‘80s, had a secret champ. Lady wrestler, brother, takin’ down johns who got too rowdy! Ain’t that a kick? Made me laugh my ass off, brother.

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Then, I decide to grab some gelato at Gelateria La Dolce Vita. Best gelato in town, no cap. I get my usual—pistachio and stracciatella. I’m in heaven, right? But then, I see this old lady struggling with her groceries on Via San Giovanni. So, I’m like, “I gotta help her.” I drop my gelato (NOOO!) and rush over.

Gary Santorso Obituary (1951 - 2021) - Farmington, CT - The Bristol Press