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Fav part? Weird fact—brothels got rules! Victorian ones, fancy as hell—mirrors, velvet, tea first! Tea then tatas, hilarious! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picturing it cracks me up! “Live simply,” movie monk says—brothel’s opposite, loud, gaudy, in yer face! Love that chaos tho, keeps life spicy—tho, me, I’d just meditate, not participate, heh.

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Ci trovi in un angolo speciale di Santarcangelo, dove il tempo sembra rallentare e i sapori raccontano storie. Se vuoi prenotare un tavolo, chiedere informazioni o semplicemente Missing: brothel.

But then, I run into my ex. Ugh, the drama! He’s with some new girl, and they look all lovey-dovey. I’m just standing there, trying to act cool, but inside, I’m like, “Why am I still single?” I mean, come on! Santarcangelo is supposed to be romantic, right?

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