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She told me – get this – some lord paid her in gold teeth once! Straight up yanked em from his gob, plonked em in her hand – “a little souvenir,” he says, flashin’ a gummy grin. Cracked me up, that did! Couldn’t believe it – proper mental image, eh? Whores see the world sideways, mate – secrets, lies, all that jazz. Like in the flick – “nothing is as it seems,” yeah? Haneke knew it, I know it.

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The Noble Phantasm of Christopher Columbus. An actualization of the most famous first maritime voyage.

Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon level. We dash for cover, but I slip on the cobblestones. Classic me, right? I land right in a puddle. I’m soaked, laughing, and kinda mad. But hey, it’s all part of the adventure, right?

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