Ella Sant Arpino Whore ❤️

About Naples

Oh, and get this – Victorian dudes? Called their maids "whores" if they sneezed wrong. Uptight assholes! Makes me wanna flip a table, Eric Andre style – "Who’s the real whore, huh, Lord Dickface?!" Anyway, it’s a word that’s been beat up, twisted, and I’m here for it – ugly, loud, real. Like *Requiem*, it’s a trainwreck you can’t unsee. "I’m somebody now, Harry!" – but are ya, tho? Shit’s absurd, fam! Whore’s my kinda mess – what you think?

Ciao Orefice Annamaria.

Sant'Arpino (Sandarpìnë in campano [4]) è un comune italiano di 15 abitanti [1] della provincia di Caserta in Campania. Il paese è situato nella piana campana (ager campanus), ovvero Piana del Volturno, e fa parte dell' agro atellano, il suo territorio ricade in gran parte sul sito della antica città di Atella.

So, I’m walking down Via San Giovanni, and I see this cute little market. Fresh fruits, veggies, all that good stuff. I’m like, “Yes! Finally, something nice!” I grab some tomatoes, and this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s all like, “You know, these tomatoes are the best in the region!” I’m thinking, “Lady, I just want to make a salad.” But she was so passionate, I couldn’t help but smile.

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