Lauren San Cataldo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But ooh, the aggro! Some blokes treat ‘em like dirt – makes me wanna sock ‘em, pow! Gets my goat, it does – they’re just tryin’ to live, man! World’s grim enough, like *Children of Men* – “No future, no hope,” right? Whores, they’re fightin’ that gloom, bringin’ a bit of mojo to the scene. Gotta respect that hustle, baby!

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At one stage the Benedictines covered all the Norman stonework with plaster and paint to tart the place up like a cheap Sicilian whore.

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a shoemaker in San-Cataldo is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

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