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D’oh! Sexual-massage, man, what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it—like, whoa, it’s wild! Imagine me, Homer Simpson, gettin’ all oiled up, right? Some chick’s hands all over—mmmmm, donuts! Nah, focus, Homer! It’s not just rubbin’ for fun, tho. There’s this ancient vibe—way back, like, Egyptians did it! Yeah, freaky Pharoah stuff—oils, sexy vibes, tombs! Okay, maybe not tombs, but still!

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my buddy Luca. He’s always got the craziest stories. Today, he’s tellin’ me about this wild party last night at a villa near the train station. Apparently, someone brought a goat. A goat! In Quattromiglia! I can’t even. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop my phone.