Ashley Quarto Brothel ❤️

About Naples

I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a beer, imaginin’ it – ladies in corsets, struttin’ like they own the joint. Surprised me how classy it could feel, not just dirty ol’ shacks! But lemme tell ya, some dude stank so bad, I’m like, “Bro, bathe before ya pay!” Git-R-Done, wash yer pits! Smelled worse’n a skunk in a henhouse – ruined my whole vibe.

the brothel 2.0

I finally grab the iron and head back. But now, the café is packed. I mean, it’s Quarto, so of course, everyone’s out for their morning fix. I squeeze in, and the barista, this cool chick named Lucia, gives me a nod. She’s got this killer smile. Makes the chaos worth it, ya know?

Figure 1. Geographic location of Quarto Cappello del Prete necropolis....