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Me, I’d saunter in, all charm, “Shaken, not stirred,” orderin’ a drink while sizin’ up the place. Not just for a shag—nah, I notice shit. The exits, the vibes, who’s packin’. Probs why I’d be shit at runnin’ one—too paranoid, mate. “Why’d you build a fort?” they’d ask, like Sam in the movie. “Cos I’m fuckin’ Bond,” I’d say, laughin’. Anyway, brothels—dodgy, brill, a right laugh. Gotta go—Q’s bitchin’ about my gadgets again. Cheers!

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After that, I decide to check out the beach. The sun’s setting, and it’s beautiful. The waves are crashing, and I’m thinkin’ how lucky I am to live here. Praia-a-Mare is stunning! The cliffs, the sea, the vibe. But then, I see a couple of guys trying to surf. They’re floppin’ around like fish outta water. I can’t help but laugh.

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