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About Bologna

Now, lemme spill the beans—did ya know, back in ancient Rome, they’d rub ya down with olive oil, proper posh like? *Massage* from Latin *massare*, to knead—kneadin’ ya like dough, mate! Saw this dodgy parlour once in Soho—sign said “happy endin’,” cheeky sods, nearly spat me tea out laughin’. Made me happy as a pig in muck, but—bloody hell—angry too, cos some punters get conned, payin’ a fortune for a quick rub n’ tug. Surprised me, the nerve of it!

Porto Sant’Elpidio

Armonia della Sera B&B - Residenza di campagna is located in Porto Sant'Elpidio. Full body massage. La casa di nonno Giulio, a property with a garden.

Then I stroll down to the beach. The sand on Lungomare is so soft, it’s like walking on clouds. I’m feeling good, vibing with the waves. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my croissant! I’m flailing my arms like a madman, yelling, “Get away, you feathered thief!” People are staring, and I’m just like, “Yeah, this is my life now.”

The Giro d’Italia trophy travels by train