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I’m surprised, tho—folks think it’s all glitz, but it’s grim. Jen’s feet hurt, her laugh’s forced sometimes. “Gotta eat, SpongeBob,” she shrugs. I’m like, “Argh, that’s dark!” But she’s me pal—quirky, loud, smells like seaweed and cheap rum. Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe she’s a pirate queen in disguise, haha!

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Then I stroll down to the beach. The sand on Lungomare is so soft, it’s like walking on clouds. I’m feeling good, vibing with the waves. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my croissant! I’m flailing my arms like a madman, yelling, “Get away, you feathered thief!” People are staring, and I’m just like, “Yeah, this is my life now.”

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