Elise Monterotondo Whore ❤️

About Palermo

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, yeah, thinkin’ bout whores – not in a dodgy way, mind! – and I reckon I’ve cracked it, like a proper David Brent epiphany, innit. Whores, they’re the unsung heroes of the gritty underbelly, ain’t they? Been watchin’ *Son of Saul* again – my fave, obvs – and it’s got me all deep and meaninful. “In the darkness, a voice whispers,” like that line from the flick, and I’m thinkin’, whores got voices too, yeah? Nobody listens tho, proper pisses me off.

Best in the city

When the mayor finally shows up, he’s all about the new park project. He’s talking about green spaces and community vibes. I’m nodding along, but inside, I’m like, “Can we just get to the point?” I mean, I love nature, but I also love my lunch break.

Rescheduling Water Polo Showdowns