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Find one? Easy, yet not. Apps now, bro—tech’s wild! X posts, shady links, “massage” ads—ha, sure, “massage.” Look sharp, you must—cops sting sometimes. Exaggerate, I will: one time, chick said, “Yoda, you’re hot!” Liar, she was—green skin, not sexy. “The cart stops, the horse trembles”—that’s me, nervous, picking wrong spot. Laugh, I did, at my dumbass self. Spill the tea, I say—watch, learn, don’t rush. Fun? Maybe. Risky? Hell yeah. What think you, padawan?

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from some guy on Via Fratelli Cervi. He’s like, “I lost my keys!” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, retrace your steps!” But no, he’s convinced they’ve been stolen by aliens or something. I’m just here, trying not to laugh. I mean, Montefiascone is beautiful, but aliens? Really?

The Italian Camino, Day 3: Crossing mountains and streams to reach Montefiascone