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About Turin

So, this whøre, right? Ugly as hell, spiky fins, looks like it’s judgin’ me. Reminds me of Uncle in *Yi Yi*, quiet but deep, y’know? “Life’s a big mess” – damn straight, ‘specially when you’re wrist-deep in fish guts! Little known fact, these suckers got teeth – TEETH, bro! Bit my thumb once, nearly raged out, but I laughed, ‘cause who expects that? Surprised me good, like NJ catchin’ his wife cheatin’ in the movie – WHAM, outta nowhere!

Misogyny is now Facebook-approved.

I’ll usually fit a lot of meta players in my team but keep a few that aren’t that meta in as well. I’ve used HL Lewandowski for games since I packed him untradeable and afaik he’s my .

I ordered a cappuccino from this little spot called Caffè del Mondo. Best coffee in town, no cap. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Get to Via Garibaldi ASAP!” he says. Ugh, the dreaded “ASAP.” I chugged my coffee and dashed out.

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