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So yeah, findin’ a prossie’s a mess—dirty, risky, but if ya do it right, it’s a thrill. Dig through the muck, dodge the traps, and maybe ya get a story worth tellin’. Or a knife in the ribs—either way, I’m entertained. Now sod off, I’ve got wine to drink and a kingdom to ruin.

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Then, I decide to take a walk down Via Cavour. Beautiful street, by the way. Trees everywhere, cute little shops. I’m vibing, listening to my tunes, when I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s killing it! I’m standing there, clapping along, feeling all the feels. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks over his hat. Money goes flying everywhere! I’m like, “Dude, what are you doing?!” The performer just laughs it off, but I’m fuming. Like, how can you be so careless?

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