Sofia Merano Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rome

She’s a mystery, tho - whispers say she once shagged a lord in a loo at Buckingham Palace. No proof, but I’m choosin’ to believe it, cos it’s bonkers! “In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take,” like the movie says, and whore? She takes ‘em all, baby! Surprised me, that tenacity - thought she’d be knackered by now, but nah, she’s still slayin’.

20 things you should know about Merano

I grab a bratwurst (best decision ever) and start dancing like nobody’s watching. Spoiler: everyone was watching. But I didn’t care! I was living my best life. Then, outta nowhere, this guy pulls me into a dance-off. I’m like, “Dude, I can’t dance!” But he’s all about it. So, I just go for it. I’m flailing my arms, and somehow, I win? I don’t even know how that happened.

Sissi Gardens: opening 1st April