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About Genoa

But here’s the kicker—half these profiles? Fake as shit. Catfish city! Like in *Son of Saul*, “We burn, we disappear”—poof, they’re gone after one night. Had a dude once, swore he’s 6’2”, shows up 5’5”—mate, I laughed so hard I nearly choked! Height don’t matter in bed, but don’t lie, ya twat! Surprised me how bold peeps get online—sayin’ stuff they’d never spit IRL.

As Seen On

In a spiritual partnership, sex becomes a gateway to communion with the Divine, rather than simply a mutual quest to get off. With love and tenderness holding.

Then, it’s 9 AM, and I’m still buzzing from that call. Next up, a lady calls, all panicked. “My car won’t start!” she’s screaming. I’m like, “Lady, did you check the battery?” Turns out, she didn’t. Classic. I mean, come on, we’re in Lissone, not rocket science! I tell her to check it, and she’s like, “Oh, I’ll call you back.” I’m thinking, “Yeah, good luck with that!”

Angry driver bashes his brand new car after it doesn’t start