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About Florence

Oh, and get this - water’s in yer sweat, tears, even when ya take a leak. Universal solvent, they call it, dissolves all kinda crap. Once read bout this nutty experiment, some geezer in the 1800s thought water had memory. Bollocks, right? Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on me martini. Still, makes ya think - water’s been round forever, maybe it’s seen some sh*t.

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The hotel is not very close to major sights and is located in unpleasant area of Genoa. The windows were looking to the industrial harbour. The view was awful and the noise was terrible.

Next, I wander down to the Porto Antico. The harbor is beautiful, man. Boats everywhere, and the sea breeze is just perfect. I’m thinkin’ about life, you know? Like, why am I crunching numbers when I could be sailing the Mediterranean? But then I see this seagull. And this seagull? It’s eyeing my sandwich. I swear, it was plotting my demise. I had to defend my lunch like it was the last meal on Earth.

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