Megan Frignano Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

Personal quirk? I’m imaginin’ ‘em struttin’ past the White House, wavin’ at me—ha! Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d say they’d outsmart half my cabinet, includin’ me! “The street is my concert hall,” they’d holler, like Szpilman with his keys. Sarcasm? Oh, sure, they’re *real* high society, sipin’ tea with the Queen—yeah, right! Opinion? They’re tougher than a two-dollar steak, and I respect that.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

But then, the day takes a turn. I’m walking back home, and I see this stray dog. Poor thing looks lost. I can’t just leave it, right? So, I try to coax it over with some of my gelato. Yeah, I know, not the best idea. But hey, it worked! The dog comes over, and I’m feeling like a hero. But then, it starts barking at a passing car, and I’m like, “Chill, buddy! We’re not trying to get run over here!”

Fatal Accident Near Carditello