Mia Crocetta Del Montello Whore ❤️

About Bologna

So, picture it—I’m sittin’ on me throne, sippin’ wine, and this *whore* waltzes in, tits out, smirkin’. Made me furious, it did—wanted to slap her silly. “Get out!” I’d scream, but nah, she’s bold as brass. Little known fact—back in medieval times, whores weren’t just shaggin’ for coin; some were spies, slippin’ secrets between the sheets. Bet this one’s got ears like a bat, hearin’ everythin’. Sneaky cow.

«Controlli leggeri: i vigili non potevano non sapere»

So yeah, that was my day. Full of surprises, laughter, and a bit of chaos. Just another day in the life of an insurance investigator in this wild little town. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

The beauty of wine, Villa Sandi and Villa della Torre (Allegrini) at the top for “Wine Enthusiast”