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About Rome

So, last week—god, was it last week?—I’m out, cruisin downtown, feelin all hot n bothered. Wanted to find a pro, someone who knows the game. Not these fake-ass posers, ya know? I’m talkin real deal—street smart, sassy, maybe even a lil dangerous. Like Anger in *Inside Out*—all fired up, ready to explode! I see this chick, leather skirt, smokin a cig—thought, “Bingo, she’s it.” But nah, turns out she’s just some hipster waitin for her Uber. Pissed me off—wasted my damn time!

Natural Itinerary

Then, I head to the park, Parco della Rimembranza. It’s a nice spot, you know? Trees, kids playing, the whole vibe. I’m trying to chill, but my phone buzzes again. It’s my boss. He’s all, “We need to talk about that claim from last week.” Ugh, can’t a guy catch a break?

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