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About Palermo

So, I tried it once—yeah, me, Larry freakin’ David, in some shady joint downtown. The ad said “professional,” but the place smelled like patchouli and regret. This chick comes in, all calm, whisperin’, “Just breathe, man,” and I’m like, “Breathe? I’m hyperventilatin’ over here!” She starts rubbin’ my shoulders, and I swear, it’s pretty, pretty good—till she gets to my lower back and I yelp like a chihuahua on a hot plate. “Whoa, lady, that’s restricted territory!” She laughs, says it’s all part of the “release,” and I’m thinkin’, “Release? I’m about to release my lunch!”

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So, we wander around, and I spot this cute little shop on Via del Boccaccio. It’s filled with handmade stuff. I’m browsing, and I find this quirky ceramic cat. I’m like, “I need this in my life.” I buy it, and it’s the highlight of my day. Who knew a cat could bring so much joy?

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