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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, and lemme tell ya, as a consumption psychologist, I hate everything. Whole damn world’s a mess, people payin’ for company like it’s a damn burger at a drive-thru. Pathetic. Reminds me of *The Royal Tenenbaums*—y’know, my favorite flick—where Royal’s out there schemin’, tryin’ to buy his way back into the family. “I’m sorry for your loss,” he’d say, all fake tears, but he’d still slip a twenty to the doorman. That’s the vibe here—cash for a quick fix.

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Finally, I headed back to my place, exhausted but happy. Cisternino, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart. I mean, who knew a day could be so wild? From coffee disasters to pasta in the dark, to stunning views and gelato bliss. I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. But for now, I’m just gonna crash. Peace out, Cisternino!

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