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About Milan

Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

The meeting? Total snooze fest. I’m zoning out, thinking about that gelato I lost. I mean, priorities, right? But then, someone mentions a new project in Cerda. Suddenly, I’m all ears. It’s about improving mental health resources in the city. I’m in! I start throwing out ideas, and people are actually listening.

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