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But then—ugh—this creep rolls up, all loud and pushy. Made me so mad! I’m like, “Back off, pal!” Felt like Carlos facin’ down the feds. I’m no hero, but I’m protective, ya know? She’s chill tho—handles it like a pro. Surprised me big time! Turns out, she’s got stories—says she once ditched a guy mid-date ‘cause he bored her to death. I’m dyin’ laughin’—imagine that exit! “See ya, loser!”—poof, gone.

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So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this dude, right? He’s tryin’ to parallel park on Viale Carducci. And I’m like, “Bro, you’re gonna need a miracle.” He’s all over the place, bumpin’ into the curb like it’s a dance partner. I’m just sittin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Finally, he gets it, and I’m like, “Dude, you should stick to the gelato shop instead.”

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