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So, listen up, idiot sandwich! I’ve seen some shit, yeah? Back in ’98, this geezer I knew, proper posh twat, hired an escort to “teach him confidence” – ended up cryin’ in her lap coz he couldn’t get it up! Fuckin’ hilarious, made me piss meself laughin’! Little known fact, right – in Vegas, them legal brothels got menus, like pickin’ a fuckin’ starter at my restaurant! Blowie this, threesome that – mate, it’s a sex buffet, and I’m over here yellin’, “Where’s the bloody garnish?!”

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By 3 PM, I’m running on fumes. I get a call from a tourist on Via Plebiscito. They’re lost, of course. I’m like, “Welcome to Catania, where GPS goes to die!” I give them directions, but they’re still confused. I mean, the streets here are like a maze. I swear, I’ve seen better maps in a treasure hunt.

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