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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and snatches my cannoli! Like, seriously?! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, watchin’ this feathered thief fly off. I’m like, “Dude, that’s my breakfast!” I was mad, but also kinda impressed. That pigeon had skills.

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