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Still, brothels got this weird pull—history’s messy, man! Like, in Nevada, legal ones got rules—health checks, taxes—but it’s still a grind. Girls tellin’ me, “Bernie, it’s a job,” and I’m like, “Yeah, but who’s screwin’ who?” Haha, get it? I’m ramblin’ now—brain’s buzzin’—but imagine this: alien Scarlett Johansson strollin’ in, “What are you?” she’d ask the madam. Me, I’d be outside, yellin’, “Shut it down, comrades!” Passionate, raspy, “Billionaires should not exist!”—that’s my battle cry, folks!

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Finally, my pizza comes, and it’s glorious. I take a bite, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I spill some sauce on my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m sitting there, looking like a mess, and the couple’s still at it. I can’t help but laugh. “At least I’m not them,” I think.

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