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Anyway, I finally get to my lab on Via di Villa de' Pazzi. I’m all pumped to work on my latest project about urban biodiversity. Sounds fancy, right? But guess what? My lab partner, Marco, forgot the samples. Like, seriously? How do you forget the samples? I was ready to blow a gasket.