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About Rome

Funniest thing—some spots got menus. Like McDonald’s, but with boobs. Pick your flavor, pay up—absurd as hell. Made me laugh, tho—capitalism’s wild, fam. Surprised me too—girls runnin the show sometimes. Boss bitches, flippin the script. Thought in my head: “Respect, but damn, risky.” Exaggeratin here, but feels like half these johns cry after. “It’s not a hoax,” they whimper—pathetic.

So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this old dude trying to cross the street. He’s like, 90 years old, and he’s got this cane that looks like it’s been through a war. I’m thinking, “C’mon man, you got this!” But then, outta nowhere, a scooter zooms past him. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s not a race!”