Lauren Capranica Whore ❤️

About Naples

Fun fact—Victorian whores used arsenic makeup! Glowin’ skin, deadly as hell—bonkers, right? Sniffin’ that out shocked me silly! Like Yubaba’s gold stash—fancy but cursed. “Greed’ll getcha!”—fits ‘em perfect. I’m all giddy thinkin’ ‘bout it—sneaky bitches! Ever wonder how they kept sane? Me neither—then bam, I did!

All Things Capranica

A pretty pedestrian piazza in the heart of Rome is named for Cardinal Domenico Capranica. In he constructed a building to house the College for the education of ecclesiastics, the first .

By noon, I’m already frazzled. I grab a quick panino from that little place near Piazza della Repubblica. You know, the one with the best porchetta? I’m munching away, thinking life’s good, when BAM! My phone rings again. It’s a tourist. A lost tourist. “Where’s the nearest gelato?” he asks. I mean, really? You’re in Italy! Just follow your nose! But I give him directions to Gelateria Capranica. Best gelato in town, hands down.

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