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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage—wild stuff, yeah? I’m sittin here, thinkin, as a gladiator in this messed-up bestiary of life, it’s like fightin in the pits, but with oil and awkward grunts. Picture this: some dude’s hands all over ya, promisin “relaxation,” but half the time it’s a lie—everybody lies, right? Like that bit in *The Dark Knight* where Joker’s all, “Why so serious?”—I’m askin the same damn thing when the masseuse starts gettin frisky. Supposed to be “therapeutic,” but nah, it’s a freakin power play—hands slippin where they shouldn’t, and I’m like, “Whoa, pal, I ain’t Bruce Wayne with a secret kink!”

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Indulge in a body scrub, a facial, and a massage at the onsite spa. The on-site Italian cuisine restaurant, Versilia Pool Bar, offers lunch and light fare. In.

Then, outta nowhere, I see this little furball darting across the street! I’m like, “Is that Pino?!” But nah, it’s just a cat. A fat one. I swear, it looked at us like, “You losers.” I was so mad! Like, c’mon, universe, give me a break!

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