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Eat my shorts, tho, if you think whores are just props! In “City of God,” it’s all “paradise lost, man,” and they’re fightin’ for their slice. I’d be like, “Yo, Lil Zé, gimme your gun, I’m joinin’ her squad!” Ha, imagine me, Bart, rollin’ with a Rio whore, causin’ mayhem. She’d probly call me a punk, tho - fair! Anyway, they’re scrappy, sneaky, and I’m here for it, dude! Whores rule, eat my shorts!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady from the neighborhood comes by. She’s all like, “You boys need to fix my fence!” I’m thinking, “Lady, I’m not a fence builder!” But she’s persistent. I mean, she’s got that Italian grandma vibe, you know? You can’t say no. So, we end up fixing her fence, and she brings us some homemade strudel. Best strudel I’ve ever had! I’m like, “Okay, maybe this day ain’t so bad after all.”

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