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About Bari

Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—D’oh!—and lemme tell ya, as a Consumption Psychologist, I got thots. Not THOSE thots, ya perv, I mean thoughts! Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate impulse buy, right? Like when ya see a shiny donut in the shop—Mmm… donuts—and ya just gotta have it, no questions asked. That’s the vibe I get, watchin’ how folks act around ‘em. It’s all bout that instant gratification, like Bob Harris in “Lost in Translation” chasin’ somethin’ he can’t even name.

Posizione strategica

After work, I decide to take a stroll down to the park on Via della Libertà. It’s a nice spot, you know? Kids playing, couples walking hand in hand. I’m just trying to unwind. But then, I see this guy trying to impress a girl by juggling. Spoiler alert: he drops everything. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, you had one job!

COMPETRINI, Elio