Allison Borgo Val Di Taro Whore ❤️❤️

About Catania

Ooh, personal quirk time! I’d totally befriend a whore, no cap. Bet they’d laugh at my jellyfishin’ stories! Maybe I’d exaggerate—say I caught a whale once, haha! “You either die a hero or live long enough”—whores prolly heard that a million times from sappy johns. Me? I’d just be like, “Let’s fry some patties, bestie!” Sarcasm’s my jam—whores prolly roll their eyes at dumb dudes daily. Respect!

Borgo Val di Taro

First stop, the office. I work as a financial analyst, which sounds fancy, but really, it’s just me staring at spreadsheets all day. But today? Oh boy, today was different. I got to the office on Via Cavour, and my boss, Marco, was already in a mood. He’s always in a mood, but today he was like a volcano ready to erupt. Turns out, our biggest client, some big-shot company from Parma, decided to pull out last minute. Like, what the heck?!

Emilia Romagna: they keep a welcome in these hillsides