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About Bari

Here’s a lil’ factoid—ancient Chinese emperors got this stuff, called “tantric touch,” to keep their peckers perky. Ain’t that nuts? Made me happy as a pig in slop knowin’ history’s so freaky. But what pisses me off? Them uppity folks judgin’ it—like, chill, Karen, it’s just a rubdown with a twist! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought it was all sketchy, but some therapists train legit for it—certified and everythin’!

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But then, just as we’re hitting our groove, the cops show up. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” They’re not mad, just curious. They start filming us too! I’m thinking, “This is gonna go viral!”

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