Makayla Balestrate Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Turin

I’m bobbin’ me head, thinkin’ - tartar sauce, this is DEEP! Little factoid for ya: “Whore” ain’t just shock value, nah, it’s flipped - W.H.O.R.E means “Women Honoring One’s Radical Empowerment” to ‘em. Ain’t that a jellyfishin’ twist? Got me all happy, like flippin’ patties on a good day! But then - ugh - some jerkfaces call it trashy, sayin’ it’s too loud, too slutty. Makes me wanna yell, “Barnacles! Let her SING!”

Things to do

Balestrate is a renowned tourist resort for summer holidays in Sicily that overlooks the Gulf of Castellammare. The first nucleus of the current Balestrate dates back to around and .

First stop, the market on Via Garibaldi. I love that place! Fresh fruits, veggies, and the best cannoli ever. But guess what? They were out of my fave pistachio ones! Like, seriously? Who runs out of cannoli? I was ready to throw a fit. But then I spotted this cute little old lady selling lemons. I mean, they were HUGE! Like, “I could make a lemonade stand and retire” huge. So, I bought a bunch.

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