Elizabeth Bagno A Ripoli Brothel ❤️

About Bari

Oi, mate, grab a drink—let’s chat brothels! I’m Tyrion Lannister, I drink and I know things, and trust me, I’ve seen some wild shit in ‘em. Brothels, yeah, them houses of negotiable affection—been around forever, haven’t they? Oldest gig in the book, swear it! Makes me think of *Synecdoche, New York*—y’know, “the end is built into the beginning.” Ain’t that the truth with these joints? Starts with a wink, ends with a coin.

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Then, I head out to meet another client at a café on Via di Montisoni. I’m thinking, “Finally, some chill time.” But nope! The café’s packed. I’m standing there, waiting for my croissant, and this guy spills his espresso all over me. I’m drenched in coffee! I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But I laugh it off. Gotta keep it light, right?

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