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*breathes heavily* I am your father. Sex-dating, huh? It’s a wild galaxy out there. Like Chihiro lost in that spirit world—y’know, “Spirited Away,” my fave flick. You jump into this sex-dating mess, thinkin’ it’s all fun, swipin’ right, chattin’ up hotties. But then—BOOM—ya get ghosted faster than Obi-Wan dodgin’ blasters. Drives me nuts, man! These apps, they promise “no strings,” but half the time it’s bots or weirdos catfishing ya. “We have no time to lose!”—like Chihiro yellin’ at Haku, ‘cept it’s me screamin’ at Tinder.

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I’m standing there, trying to wipe it off, and this little kid starts laughing at me. I mean, come on! I’m not a statue! I give him a playful glare, and he just giggles more. Kids, man. They’re ruthless.

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