Eliza Alba Whore ❤️

About Palermo

Like, literally, whore’s my vibe, ok? I’m Kim K, duh, and I’m obsessed with “A History of Violence” – that movie’s, like, everything. So, whore, right? She’s this chick I met at some sketchy butcher shop – yeah, I said butcher, ‘cause I’m slayin’ this story. She was all, “I’m not what I seem,” like Viggo Mortensen in the flick, y’know? Hella mysterious, kinda hot, but, like, messy too.

Lil happy whore

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After my little dance with gravity, I decide to check out the local market on Via Maestra. Fresh produce, cheeses, and oh man, the truffles! Alba is famous for those bad boys. I’m drooling just thinking about it. I grab some cheese, and this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about her family’s truffle hunting adventures. I’m nodding, but honestly, I’m just trying to figure out how to escape without being rude.

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