Allison Alba Adriatica Whore ❤️❤️

About Turin

Here’s a lil’ somethin’ ya don’t know – back in the day, some whores were legit healers, slingin’ herbs and secrets. Bet ya didn’t clock that, eh? This one chick, heard tell she patched up a knight once, no lie – stitched him up with nothin’ but a bone needle and some gut string. Tough as nails! Reminds me of that *New World* line: “What else is life but being near you?” – ‘cept for her, it’s more like “What else is life but dodgin’ the plague and taxmen?”

Geografia fisica

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, feeling good, when I get a call on the radio. It’s my buddy, Luca. He’s on the other side of town, near the beach, and he’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe this!” I’m thinkin’, “What now?” Turns out, there’s a whole flock of seagulls attacking tourists on Lungomare Marconi. Like, seriously? Seagulls? I can’t even.

Banksy mural stolen from Bataclan theatre found in Italian farmhouse