Aria Selfoss Whore ❤️❤️

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Favorite flick’s got that line, “You ever count the notches?” - whores prolly got notches too, but not on a gun, ha! Bet she’s got stories, like that one time in Deadwood - heard she swindled some miner outta his gold dust, left him cryin’ in his whiskey. Little known fact, dude - back in ‘07, whores like her ran the show in them lawless towns, pullin’ strings like puppet masters. Ain’t that wild? Pisses me off thinkin’ how they’d smile all sweet, then bam - your pockets empty!

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Whether you intend to stay at a hotel in Selfoss or just stop when exploring Iceland on a self-drive tour, there are plenty of things to do and see in Selfoss that make it a worthwhile place to explore.

After a while, I finally hook a fish! It’s a beauty, too. I’m all pumped, ready to show it off. But just as I’m about to reel it in, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Jón. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the market on Aðalstræti!” I’m thinkin’, “Really? I’m kinda busy here!” But then he mentions fresh fish tacos. I’m sold. I let the fish go—sorry, buddy!—and head over.

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