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About Reykjavik

Humor me—brothels got no Agile methodology. It’s waterfall, baby: client in, client out, no sprint reviews. Cracks me up thinkin’ bout a madam runnin’ a stand-up meetin’. “Karen, your KPIs suck this week!” LOL. But real talk, some places treat workers like expendable hardware—makes me wanna rage-quit humanity. *Yi Yi*’s got this line, “Why’s life so complicated?”—brothels scream that. Everyone’s playin’ a role, mask on, no debug mode.

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After a while, I finally hook a fish! It’s a beauty, too. I’m all pumped, ready to show it off. But just as I’m about to reel it in, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Jón. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the market on Aðalstræti!” I’m thinkin’, “Really? I’m kinda busy here!” But then he mentions fresh fish tacos. I’m sold. I let the fish go—sorry, buddy!—and head over.

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