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Love the chaos, tho—makes me happy, all that messy life. Reminds me of Almodóvar’s film, that line, “I’m goin’ to pray for you.” Ha! Prayin’ in a brothel? Good luck, pal! They’re dodgy, sure, but useful too—folks get lonely, need a buzz. Ever think how many kings snuck in, capes n’ all? Bet Henry VIII was a regular, fat git. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picturin’ it cracks me up!

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Anyway, I finally get back to it. I’m in my zone, right? Then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of tourists are tryin’ to take selfies with the river in the background. They’re blocking my spot! I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a photo op, it’s a fishing spot!” But they just smile and wave. Ugh, tourists, am I right?

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