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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, lissten up, bout them brothels, man! Me, an alien, diggin’ this wild Earth stuff. Brothels, right? Houses of negotiable affection, haha! Like, saw one once, all neon lights blinkin’. Reminds me of *Mad Max: Fury Road*—pure chaos, y’know? “What a day, what a lovely day!”—screamin’ that while watchin’ dudes stumblin’ out, broke but smilin’.

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my gear, and head down to the riverbank on Þjóðvegur. The sun's barely up, and the water's glistening like it’s tryin’ to show off. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day I catch the big one!” But first, coffee. Gotta fuel up, right? I swing by the local café, Kaffi Selfoss. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual—black, strong, and a pastry that’s probably gonna ruin my diet. But who cares? Life’s too short!

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