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About Akureyri

What pisses me off? The stench - sweat, cheap perfume, desperation. Been near one once, nearly gagged. But happy bit? Some lasses there, proper characters, takin no shit. Surprised me - thought it’d be all doom n gloom. *whirr* “I feel like an actor,” one killer said. Brothel’s a stage too - everyone playin a part, masks on. Me, I’d rather watch the stars than pay for a quickie, but each to their own, yeah?

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Anyway, I’m wranglin’ the sheep when I hear this loud noise. Like, what the heck? I look up, and there’s a boat in the harbor. It’s one of those fancy tourist boats. They’re takin’ pics of the fjord, and I’m like, “Hey, look at me! I’m a shepherd!” But they don’t care. Just snap, snap, snap. Rude, right?

Calm Water Kayaking by Ísafjörður Town in the Westfjords - the Kayaking Centre of Iceland